I am in a bit of a quandary over my Ya Mama pipes. I have a pair of tapered mufflers and would love the look Rusty Bucket got with his (see photo)

My Yamama pipes are parallel, but closer together than needed to go straight into a parallel pair of tapered mufflers.

The options I am considering are:
1. have a completely new set made that are parallel but spaced wider apart, and have no turn out on the end. I have spoken to the builder by phone and email, and he is up for it. Just might be pricey though and I am a well known cheapskate when it comes to custom building. I
may be able to spread these apart enough with only modifying the bracket that holds the pips together. I tried once when I first got them but it appears to be tweaking the pipe/head junction more than I am comfortable with;
2. cut the sides out of both tapered mufflers and re-weld them as one (like conjoined Siamese twins), making the openings the same distance apart as the Ya Mama pipes. This is an attractive idea, but the mufflers are chromed, so they would have to be painted in the end (I have painted chrome before);
3. fabricate (or have fabricated) a simple 2 into 1 exhaust collector and use only one muffler;
4. figure out some way of making flexible baffles to slide in past the turn out. This is attractive, and there are flexible baffles out there ... at least on the web. I sent an email to the web page for the maker of Powerbraidz but it came back undeliverable (see photo below). Besides that, they were over $100 in 2008; or
5. I could simply slash cut off the turn out and install rigid baffles. They work, but not nearly as well as the tapered mufflers which I have used before and they actually cut down the noise considerably.
Your thoughts and ideas would be greatly appreciated. I have not even considered no mufflers or baffles. My days of straight pipes ended in the 1980s when I was young, dumb and full of cum.
Peace & Grease, Dennis